me: look i’m straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
me: or natalie dormer
me: or kristen stewart
me: or felicia day
me: or taylor swift
me: or eliza taylor
me: or that chick from that commercial
me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
me: or that really pretty girl over there
me:
me:
me: wait
me: ooooohhhhhhhhh