Tag: the world ends with queue

the most hypocritical aspects of the signs

aries: hates the phrase “fight me” but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.
taurus: i can’t believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?
gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive
cancer: doesn’t want to deal with other people’s overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME
leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time
virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone
libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS
scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af
sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things
capricorn: won’t tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours
aquarius: worries about other people’s health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk
pisces: doesn’t like it when people can’t adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other

caerberus:

F I N A L F A N T A S Y ;
The world lies shrouded in darkness. The winds die… The seas rage… The earth decays… But the people believe in a prophecy, patiently awaiting its fullfillment. “When darkness veils the world, fours Warriors of Light shall come.” After a long journey, four young travelers did at last appear… and in the hand of each was clutched a crystal.

why ur sign sucks

Aries: u yell 2 much
Taurus: u never share
Gemini: u think lying is ok
Cancer: apparently nothing is ever ur fault
Leo: ur always asleep
Virgo: u think ur clean but u have dirty socks everywhere
Libra: u think ur nice bc u solved the problems u caused
Scorpio: ur regina george
Sagittarius: u try 2 hard at dumb things
Capricorn: u dont flush the toilet
Aquarius: ur nicer to strangers than ur own friends?!?
Pisces: ur almost always putting on an act