How the Signs play video games

Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose
Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before
Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing
Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again
Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds
Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide
Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best
Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone
Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level
Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level
Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed.
Pisces: not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe

2uncute:

                                                           Final Fantasy XV
                                      This is a  f a n t a s y  based on  r e a l i t y

hoseokie:

“ I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything… I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere… But… if, for argument’s sake, you were to write a story with me in the lead role it would certainly be… a tragedy.”