noelroefisher:

*finishes coffee* I really want more coffee

tardiscrash:

radiantbutterfly:

broke into house, spent too long making cat noises at cat

Same.

pietriarchy:

sees an image on the dash: that’s me
sees a funny situation irl: that’s me
sees an object: me
opens eyes: me
begins to understand the world as a series of neverending images all imbued with ideology: me!!!!

halleberrys:

me: i’m gonna take a 30 minute nap 🙂

me: *accidentally sleeps for 6 hours* 

me: *uses tumblr on my phone with tumblr open on my computer right in front of me*

realraccoon:

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

• dark circles around eyes
• small & chubby
• lives in the trash and eats garbage
• cute but will fight you
• stays up all night
• washes hands a lot
• communicates solely through weird noises and screams