1 Month of Halloween is nice and all but have you ever considered this:
January: New Halloween
February: Heart-Eyes Halloween
March: Irish Halloween
April: Pastel Halloween
May: Mothersween
June: Fathersween
July: Halloween of Independence
August: Falloween
September: Pre-Halloween
October: Halloween
November: Turkeyween
December: HolyWeen
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I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities
k009:
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friend: how many AU’s you want
me: Just fuck me up
6 Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS
25+ Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS
if you ever see a really white concealer and think “who’s pale enough to wear this lol” chances are i can wear that concealer
“I love that character,” I say as I come up with upsetting headcanons for them. “Absolutely adore them,” I tell you as I bunny up sad story ideas for them. “They’re my favorite,” I sigh as I pick the most depressing songs for a playlist for them.
“I just want them to be happy,” I insist as I write horribly angsty oneshots centered around their misery.
me: *creates a terrible horrible character who is not meant to be sympathized with*
me: i hate this asshole
friends: we hate that asshole too!
me: *accidentally gives character tragic backstory and possible explanation for behaviour*
me: and yet…
me: *sees the most sadistic, sarcastic, amoral, evil character in the entire series*
me: you are a delight
The “dyes hair on impulse at 4am” squad
SAGITTARIUS, Aries, Aquarius, Leo, Pisces, Libra
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