me: *goes out in jeans, boots, and a sweater when it’s still 90 degrees* it’s fall
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excuse me waiter where are my crayons
If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying
is there another way to buy clothes???
Me: i kinda feel like writing
Stories that need to be worked on: hey
Me: no not you
me during summer: fuck this. fuck the heat. fuck bugs. fuck sweating. fuck everything. fuck it all. winter honestly couldnt come any sooner
me during winter: its been 84 years… i havent seen a blade of grass since i was a wee child…. my family is dying….. when will i escape from this snow hell…….
I hate when I’m looking at my phone and then someone asks me “who got you smiling like that ;)” like……….relax I’m laughing at memes
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
me: *is drawing*
person: *walks by*
me: *covers drawing using entire arm*
morning me: i really need to go to bed earlier 😦
nighttime me: lmao @morning me fuKC YOUR nEEDS (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
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