The hoe that did it squad:
* aries, capricorn, taurus, aquarius, leo, scorpio
The oh my god squad:
*cancer, gemini, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces
Tag: lol
one thing i never get is when people have levi use sophisticated language in fics
i mean
it’s the cravat
Levi is the opposite of class. He’s the kind of guy who’d show up for a date wearing a sharp, tailored suit and then excuses himself from the table by saying he’s gotta go piss like a racehorse and the illusion of him being urbane and sophisticated are lost forever to the sands of time.
But he’s got a cravat
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
#a film with vampires doing all the things they aren’t supposed to do (x)
I would not only watch but fund this
Jackass: Everything at stake
kaneki: *becomes a one-eyed ghoul with white hair*
seidou: *becomes a one-eyed ghoul with white hair*
tsukiyama: as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property i am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. from the hair to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? you’re a laughing stock. it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting, i personally find it artistically atrocious.
i can’t wait for the episode of Death Parade where they press the roulette button and end up having to play Beyblades
Thom York crêpe is a weird dough.
500% legit translation
overworld squall rendered at 7680×4320
today’s hilarious KH trivia fact
in the hour and a half of cutscenes during Riku’s side of Re:Chain of Memories, the word “darkness” is said 122 times
a HUNDRED
and
TWENTY-TWO
TIMES
If you become a vampire do you automatically become a very sharp dresser or is that a skill that you develop over time. are there novice vampires meandering around in aeropostale shirts and khaki pants




