me,the first time I read smut: okay, the door is locked, the curtains pulled, the shutters closed, my back is to the wall and I will close the tab at the first sound I hear! *blushes through two paragraphs of pure vanilla*
me reading smut now: well, this bus is crowded, and it’s a long ride…. I know just the fic! *poker face through 20 chapters of kinkfest.*… Nice.
robotkitteh 