aries: hates the phrase “fight me” but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.
taurus: i can’t believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?
gemini: wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive
cancer: doesn’t want to deal with other people’s overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME
leo: wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time
virgo: hates when people complain, complains more than anyone
libra: wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS
scorpio: gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af
sagittarius: likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things
capricorn: won’t tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours
aquarius: worries about other people’s health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk
pisces: doesn’t like it when people can’t adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other
Tag: Leo
zodiac aesthetics
aries: knitted scarves, red lipstick, fairy lights, lemongrass, old books, balloons, minimalism
taurus: mist rising in the sky, wanderlust, architecture, collared shirts, cherry blossoms
gemini: random words in foreign languages, existential quotes, black, succulents
cancer: ms paint, paper lanterns, fluffy socks, floral patterns, abandoned places, clothes with pockets
leo: stars, vintage, symmetry, glass, polaroids, high ceilings, vanilla, willow trees
virgo: watercolors, clouds, photography, tattoos, lace, monochrome, calligraphy, tea
libra: pastel colors, perfect eyeliner, pixel art, sunsets, freshly cut grass, impressionism
scorpio: melted chocolate, song lyrics, dyed hair, scented candles, rain, burning wood
sagittarius: oversized hoodies, graph paper, chapstick, flower crowns, peppermint
capricorn: poinsettias, gauzy curtains, the smell of cinammon, teal, backyard greenhouses
aquarius: chlorinated pool water, mismatched socks, piano music, brown eyes, potted plants
pisces: space, plaid, gradients, brand-new pens, snowflakes, coffee, dandelions
The “Honey, you don’t want to make me your enemy” squad
Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Gemini, Virgo, Leo, Sagittarius
why people don’t fuck with your sign
Aries: you’re too rash and too extra about everything
Taurus: you want people to give you the entire world but find it hard to sacrifice for others
Gemini: people can usually tell how fake you’re gonna be within the 3 seconds of meeting you
Cancer: you complain 24/7 and pity yourself too much
Leo: you act very modest and lowkey when you first meet people but you progressively become loud, annoying, and cocky without realizing and it throws people off
Virgo: you go off on people for the slightest reasons
Libra: you don’t have a mind of your own
Scorpio: you’re resting bitch face makes you look intimidating and unapproachable
Sagittarius: you secretly want people to worship the ground you step on and can’t control what comes out of your mouth
Capricorn: you’re extremely depressing to be around especially when you’re not in control of a situation/don’t get what you want
Aquarius: you have a really bad god complex
Pisces: you’re oblivious to everything around you and it makes people feel like you’re neglecting them even though you’re not
Telltales of the Signs or How to Guess Someone’s Sign
Aries: Tendency to talk over you. Strong opinions. A very ‘me’ person, but at the same time very caring to those around them. Friends are like family.
Taurus: Slow and quiet, both regarding talking and moving. Super human nose for some reason. Clear voices. Scared of the unknown.
Gemini: They have a lot of facial expressions to the point they can be caricaturesque. Always moving from one place to another. Hand talkers.
Cancer: Always worrying about something. They need a lot of reassurance. If uncomfortable or upset, they tend to fold into themselves, like they’re trying to ocupy as little space as possible.
Leo: Always checking themselves out. They have a hair Thing. They smile a lot. They hate negativity. Very uncomfortable when someone is unhappy and they make it their job to fix it.
Virgo: Very opinionated. Hands are always in motion. Probably think they can do everything better and, annoyingly enough, usually can.
Libra: Compulsively need harmony. Lazier than they seem. Always being able to see the two sides of a story, but unable to pick a side themselves.
Scorpio: They notice more than they let on. They get off by getting on your nerves.
Sagittarius: Zero filter. Their foot is permanently on their mouth. Huge skeptics. To them, seeing is believing. Wanderlust.
Capricorn: Always ‘working’ on something. Begrudgingly end up taking care of everything.
Aquarius: Almost always into sci-fi or video games or something like that. They’re fascinated by humanity, but hate people. Proud of their inviduality.
Pisces: Permanent head in the clouds. Tends to doodle on things without noticing. They’re always either sleepy or look like they are.
THE ZODIAC SIGNS AS TYPES OF KILLERS
Aries: Hedonistic Killers, seeks pleasure and adrenaline from killing.
Taurus: Comfort Killers, kills for material gain.
Gemini: Thrill Killers, intends to induce as much pain and terror in the victim as possible.
Cancer: Disorganized Killers, messy and disorganized, act slowly, leave clues.
Leo: Sociopathic Killers, have no remorse or guilty conscience.
Virgo: Organized Killers, works quickly, almost never gets caught, is methodical.
Libra: Mass Killers, kills multiple people on one occasion, might not even strike again.
Scorpio: Lust Killers, finds sexual gratification in killing someone else.
Sagittarius: Mission-Oriented Killers, kills a specific group of people, i.e. prostitutes.
Capricorn: Power/control Killers, kills because they enjoy exerting ultimate power over their victims.
Aquarius: Medical Killers, murders their victim under the guise of being a doctor, are rarely caught.
Pisces: Visionary Killers, hears voices from God or demons ordering them to kill.
MOST TO LEAST LIKELY TO HAVE A DADDY KINK
Leo
Cancer
Pisces
Scorpio
Taurus
Virgo
Libra
Aquarius
Sagittarius
Gemini
Capricorn
Aries
The “I will do it just cause you said I can’t” squad
Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius
Yep.
super accurate zodiac
aries: makes ppl upset on purpose cause they think its funny. it usually is pretty funny. cool at parties.
taurus: one track mind. chill out some time damn?
gemini: im scared of you but keep doing what you doing
cancer: have u tried yoga
leo: loyal and super fuckin smart but a dick. u probably bottle up your emotions cause you got a brand to maintain
virgo: plays league too much
libra: youre really gay. keep being gay.
scorpio: not as much of a dick as everyone says. you just don’t open up right away. leos think youre cool probably
sagittarius: you need…. a nap
capricorn: vsry kind but also sometimes a downer. turn up some time capricorn. ur friends wanna see u smile
aquarius: ur always fixing shit? in your spare time you steal peoples souls and sell them back for billions of dollars
pisces: mom friend