The signs as writers

Aries: Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use
Taurus: Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer’s block
Gemini: Constantly talks about their characters like they’re real-life people
Cancer: Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity
Leo: Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed
Virgo: Writes drunk, edits sober
Libra: Writes drunk, edits drunk
Scorpio: Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace
Sagittarius: Puts dragons in every single story no matter what
Capricorn: Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.
Aquarius: Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces
Pisces: Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways

Signs As Durarara Characters

Aries: Shinra Kishitani
Taurus: Shizuo Heiwajima
Gemini: Izaya Orihara
Cancer: Celty Sturluson
Leo: Masaomi Kida
Virgo: Kadota Kyohei
Libra: Kasuka Heiwajima
Scorpio: Namie Yagiri
Sagittarius: Mikado Ryuugamine
Capricorn: Aoba Kuronuma
Aquarius: Chikage Rokujo
Pisces: Simon Brezhnev

How the Signs play video games

Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose
Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before
Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing
Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again
Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds
Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide
Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best
Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone
Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level
Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level
Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed.
Pisces: not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe

signs as anime protagonists (personality-wise)

aries: ryuko matoi (klk)
taurus: eren jaeger (snk)
gemini: gon freecs (hxh)
cancer: kaneki ken (tokyo ghoul)
leo: usagi tsukino (sailor moon)
virgo: gintoki sakata (gintama)
libra: naruto uzumaki (naruto)
scorpio: light yagami (death note)
sagittarius: hinata shoyo (haikyuu)
capricorn: ciel phantomhive (kuroshitsuji)
aquarius: haruhi fujioka (ohshc)
pisces: madoka kaname (pmmm)

signs in anime

aries: hotheaded shounen protagonist who challenges everyone to a fight
taurus: cool, senpai figure. the romantic interest in a shoujo manga
gemini: yaoi seme with their yaoi hands
cancer: kindest soul in the whole series. is probably helping people when theyre coughing up blood and shit. probably an anime mom with a side ponytail
leo: tsundere little fuck + comedic relief
virgo: megane character. the mom friend who tries to keep everything chill but is horrible at it
libra: magical girl and who makes very bad decisions
scorpio: yandere character who’s probably responsible for the mysterious disappearance of those students a while back
sagittarius: happy child!!! sports anime kid by day, professional ass eater by night
capricorn: the voice of reason. seems stoic but has secret desire for memes and a good time
aquarius: rebel kid who fights for justice against the asshat government
pisces: poor white-haired kid that doesn’t know they’re in a tragedy manga just yet

7 Characteristics Of Leo

zodiaccity:

1. If they call you, you better answer the phone.

2. They will never forget the bullsh*t you do to them… like ever!

3. Their hearts are big, don’t forget that. You don’t want to abuse that.

4. They would rather be at home than going to a bunch of events/functions.

5. Confidence is something they can deliver but it’s not always their strongest suit.

6. Leave them alone when they’re not in the mood.

7. Words cut them deeply, but their sting is just as vicious.

What the signs usually do

Aries: disobey, compete, succeed.
Taurus: persist, profit, protect.
Gemini: think, question, change.
Cancer: feel, support, heal.
Leo: captivate, influence, speak their minds.
Virgo: analyze, help, teach.
Libra: look good, make friends, idealize.
Scorpio: desire, observe, experience.
Sagittarius: explore, discover, entertain.
Capricorn: evaluate, work hard, get what they want.
Aquarius: gather knowledge, disagree, revolutionize.
Pisces: daydream, get inspired, make art.