aries: hotheaded shounen protagonist who challenges everyone to a fight
taurus: cool, senpai figure. the romantic interest in a shoujo manga
gemini: yaoi seme with their yaoi hands
cancer: kindest soul in the whole series. is probably helping people when theyre coughing up blood and shit. probably an anime mom with a side ponytail
leo: tsundere little fuck + comedic relief
virgo: megane character. the mom friend who tries to keep everything chill but is horrible at it
libra: magical girl and who makes very bad decisions
scorpio: yandere character who’s probably responsible for the mysterious disappearance of those students a while back
sagittarius: happy child!!! sports anime kid by day, professional ass eater by night
capricorn: the voice of reason. seems stoic but has secret desire for memes and a good time
aquarius: rebel kid who fights for justice against the asshat government
pisces: poor white-haired kid that doesn’t know they’re in a tragedy manga just yet