What kills me about Mccree is that. Overwatch is a game where the writers used both ‘time travel’ and ‘characters getting frozen to be discovered later on’ as plot devices for various characters, and yet they did not use either of those things on Mccree. He’s not a real cowboy taken somehow into 2060. He’s just a normal guy, the same age as his teammates, who just dresses and talks like a cowboy in the year 2060,because he wants to. There are so many convoluted justifications for the other characters, but not Jesse. He’s just like that. He just is. The belt buckle. “I’m your Huckleberry”. All decisions made by a 37 year old man of his own free will. I hate him.
tbh for me the single biggest problem Inquisition has from a narrative/gameplay intermesh standpoint is that it never actually answers the question “Why the fuck am I, personally, doing this”
The Inquisitor is the only person who can seal rifts. They have to be on the field a little bit. But why are they personally responsible for the entire Inquisition’s herb supply? Why do requisition officers keep trying to get them to bring back rock samples? Why are they personally doing all these sidequests? Don’t we have a humongous multinational organisation backing us? Shouldn’t there be people paid to pick the elfroot?
The single worst case of this is the Descent, or tbh any time the party goes near a darkspawn. “It’s too dangerous! Our men might get the Blight!” this is a very understandable caution right up until they all turn to you, the only irreplaceable person in the entire organisation, because apparently it’s okay to risk you getting the Blight
“It’s too dangerous, we might lose our men. Let’s risk the only person in the world who can close rifts instead!”
Surely you’re better off like… inventing the hazmat suit or something, guys
I’m sure the Inquisition has the resources to invent a hazmat suit, guys
Heck, I’d be shocked if Orzammar dwarves (and thus Dagna) haven’t already invented the hazmat suit, guys
Can you at least put the Inquisitor in a hazmat suit, guys
trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful
every tip page is one of several archetypes
eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage
throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares
the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:
Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?
these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!
Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™
Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods
Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!
meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN
this meal has only 3 calories but 9000 grams of fiber because everyone is on a diet and no one needs blood sugar, you will feel full because of the methane and fart your way to the moon
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