the signs as inspirational ff7 quotes

aries: “it’s cuz of that !@#$ ‘pizza’ that everyone down here is suffering”
taurus: “quit slapping me! you old wench!!!”
gemini: “huh? finger!? what the hell?”
cancer: “sit down in those chairs and drink your goddamn TEA!”
leo: “alright everyone, let’s mosey”
virgo: “you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow”
libra: “……………”
scorpio: “i ain’t INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you!”
sagittarius: “out of my way. i’m going to see my mother”
capricorn: “this guy are sick”
aquarius: “i’ve been here since the beginning and i still don’t know what the hell’s goin’ on”
pisces: “it’s pretty hard standing on two feet”

Tseng: Where are Reno and Rude?
Elena: I don’t know. Hang on. *cups hand around mouth like a megaphone* TIFA IS UGLY, AND HELICOPTERS ARE STUPID, INEFFICIENT MODES OF TRANSPORT.
Reno and Rude: What tHE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY GIRL???

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nautilustparty:

This one was a bit of a happy accident, I fully planned to do an original noir piece today based on this great image by Frank Hong frankhong.deviantart.com/

I stumbled into the Costa Del Sol melody while noodling on the piano and it just grew from there, I especially like the understated drums in this track, as it’s a style I don’t usually do i.e. emphasis on cymbals rather than kick and snare, and I think it turned out really well.

There are 4 themes from FFVII in this piece, and I’m quite proud how I’ve interwoven them, definitely one of my favourite remixes.

Image Source below
frankhong.deviantart.com/art/Sunflowe…et-471415580

dude hell yeah