what she says: i’m fine
what she means: the yarn man was the hero i didn’t think i needed, but got nonetheless. the man before him was a smug looking man in a suit that’s probably more expensive than everything in my closet. he was, in fact, the physical manifestation of everything i dislike about the video game industry. then the yarn man, or martin sahlin as his doctor calls him, appears on stage and he’s such a precious human being. he was probably terrified of being on stage in front of the eyes of thousands of people who will surely form an opinion on him within mere seconds and yet he still stands there because he’s so passionate about his game and he wants to share it with all of us. look at him. a passionate developer wanting to share his game with passionate players. the little doll that’s playable in the game, he even crafted a real life version himself and was physically shaking as he proudly showed it to the world. he’s too precious. i don’t know what i did to deserve him. i don’t know how i can love a man i don’t know. i thank him from the bottom of my heart for re-igniting the spark in me. i thank him for making me feel so much joy i even managed to physically sit through “let’s talk about mobile”, the depths of minion hell and various sports games. thank you yarn man.