me at 3am: thinks up wonderfully plotted, extremely detailed scene with dialogue and deep, meaningful passages that really embody what the characters are feeling, then confidently rolls over to return to blissful sleep, secure in the certainty that I will remember this.
me in the morning: ….something about pancakes maybe?

cookiexmilk:

I love those otps that are like

person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized

person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees

trentvanegas:

I am at a complete loss. Just 2 days after his 69th birthday, David Bowie has died!

“January 10 2016 – David Bowie died peacefully today surrounded by his family after a courageous 18 month battle with cancer. While many of you will share in this loss, we ask that you respect the family’s privacy during their time of grief.”

No words. I have no words at all 😦  [source]

types of tumblr taggers

vtsvro:

the silent one: literally vacant, you wonder if he’s real and has a soul

the berserker: you can’t tell if s/he is the one destroyed or the keyboard
#KSJDKFHGFAL, #ALYAJ, #WHOW, #SOOA, #GOJOD!!, #LKEI!!, #WWO!!, #YAHAH FHITHS NYOA SDOGOSA

the complimenter: compliments anything, especially the friends
#so beautiful!, #I love you, #<3<3<3 wowowow!!!

the over-organized one: tagging every detail, super organized
#gif, #fan art, #art by op, #not my gif, #edit, #edit by op, #picture, #face, #door

the hater: reblogs something to spread the rage in the tags
#so ugly, #I hate this ship, #ugly edit, #I hate you all, #you all need jesus

the blogger who’s constantly queueing posts: seriously, where are they
#queue, #q: not here, #queueue, #q

the jerk: adds jokes, mainly about himself
#this monkey looks like me, #hahah me, #I’m the garbage can

the lost one: adds tags which have nothing to do with the post
#oh man I gotta study what am I doing here, #gotta do the dishes, #mom’s angry

the criticiser: silently adds some recommendations
#this is good but I don’t get this one bc .., #pls change this into …

the squad member: tagging all friends, confusing everyone but the squad
#fred, #harry, #janice, #squad look at this

the ruler of punctuation: adding nothing but punctuation characters no one but themselves can decipher
#!!!!!!!, #?!!!?!?!?!, #…:::, #!.!:.!:

the thirsty ones: mainly over people or characters they cannot reach in real life
#I love him, #he’s mine, #my husband, #my waifu, #AAAHHH he’s so hot

the mad one or that’s what you think: #ok #good

the one consistently using secret tags for anything: #my husband, #my son, #smirko

the constant screamer: #WOOOOOOOOAHHHHH!!!!!!, #AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #CRYING!!!, #OMG, #NHHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, #WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T TELL, #MAN THIS SHIT’S SO REAL

the constant laugher: #AHAHAHAHHA, #AHUHGAHGAHGHYA, #JAJAQJJAJJAJ, #XAXHAXHAXA, #SDKASJDKAYAYAJHAHA, #HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the one on the verge of death: #I canyat bretahe, #hkeop, #helpppppp, #aahhhhhhhh, #hjsdfhakrefregreg

the priest: adding wise and (long) quotes
#why are you people like that? everytime I see this I ………, #this life is awful and so are you people, #make a change and start with yourself

the forgetful: tags everything in a mass because s/he can’t remember the tags
#sherlock holmes, #holmes sherlock, #sherry, #sh, #hs, #sher, #lock, #shrlck

the one who always gets reminded of something sad: #I miss you #this cat reminds me of jess, #come back, #jack come back, #I hate my job

arssolum:

Lightning is the perfect avatar for a global, heroic woman and for a world where social networks and communications are now seamlessly woven into our life. She is also the symbol of new pictorial processes. How can you create an image that goes beyond the classic principles of photography and design? Lightning heralds a new era of expression.” – Nicolas Ghesquière, creative director of Louis Vuitton