what i want most from dishonored 2 is like, a part where you’re playing as em and you have the option to eat a fucking rat in the garbage but she just goes ‘ewww who would do that??’ meanwhile corvo just awkwardly silent behind her
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someone: not everything has to be gay
me: not everything has to be a heteronormative disaster and YET
“what if………the government………………….was bad………..” jared leto tells the director of suicide squad
“shit…..fuck…..is he acting or is he really the joker?” the director says as leto tattoos “obama = lizard” onto his face
*jared leto shoddily photoshops a picture of a slaughterhouse so it reads “laughter” house*
director of suicide squad: “holy fuck… oh my god jesus christ what have I done…”
I aspire to Edmond Dantès’ level of mid-life crisis–like yes, I too hope to spend the years after forty sailing around in a yacht, randomly obstructing justice, and using my vast fortune to make life a living hell for anyone who has ever wronged me
12 year olds must be pumped for this movie.
Jared Leto sounds like the kind of guy who would say “welcome to my twisted mind” with no hint of irony
when are we gonna get a collaboration with banksy
robotkitteh 