andgladly:

fwips:

my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like

‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘

I think I just inhaled coffee through my nose.

lunaaltare:

you ever have that one fanfic author that’s so good, you’ll read any of their stories without even knowing what it’s about? like they could make a mcnugget au and you’d still read that shit cause you trust them and everything they do

friend: dude you need to stop playing so much dragon age. play something else
me: ok
me: *turns on mass effect*
friend: nO