I don’t know what to do with this one so I guess I’ll just post it on its own. It’s OLD AS BALLS
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east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so
southern blogger: y’all’d’ve
On a scale of Poe Dameron to Max Rockatansky, how well do you handle someone taking your jacket.
It depends. On a scale of Finn to some fuck-ass war boy, how good do you look in my jacket?
Even a faint warmth is reassuring.
As long as that support on which we lean does not rot away.
trying to eat healthy while not going broke is so stressful
every tip page is one of several archetypes
- eating healthy isnt expensive its actually cheaper than fast food, also im a millionaire and i havent looked at a mcdonalds value meal in 200 years. first step buy gold plated raw cabbage
- throw some shit into a casserole dish for your horrible children. they wont taste it. who cares
- the local parks will let u eat their trees leaves for free (:
Reblogging because that is the funniest description of foodie-based classism I have seen in ages. @apricops, any additiions to those archetypes?
- these ingredients are so cheap to buy in bulk, never mind that the prep will take you hours, you’re not tired are you? BEANS!!
- Quick, easy, and cheap! Required: 3 saucepans of different size, food processor, 12 ramekins, kitchen scale, microplane grater, cooling rack, piping bag, oyster knife, CrockPot™
- Pick up these weird esoteric ingredients at any of your nearby supermarkets! I have never heard of ‘food deserts’ before and I refuse to believe that anyone lives further than 2 miles away from a Whole Foods
- Canned foods are Of The Devil and you must always buy FRESH FRESH FRESH! Food spoilage problems? Just throw it away and buy more next week!
- meat causes CANCER! sugar causes SUPER CANCER!! freeze raw lemons and eat them whole to NEVER DIE EVER AGAIN
- eat a handful of live pillbugs to punish your filthy organs for their sins
- this meal has only 3 calories but 9000 grams of fiber because everyone is on a diet and no one needs blood sugar, you will feel full because of the methane and fart your way to the moon
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