Writing while deliriously tired

While Writing: I’m so creative right now, it’s like all the normal constraints have been lifted. Wow I wrote 2,000 words in 30 minutes! This is going to be great.

Rereading the Next Day: I used the word ‘Beautiful’ 8 times in this sentence and instead of ‘reassuring’ I wrote ‘refrigerator.’ Also the tenses switched 3 times in one paragraph and I started writing about a character who isn’t even in this story.

natellite:

chaeronaea:

221cbakerstreet:

budgiebin:

gigglingkat:

skinnypunkrogers:

skinnypunkrogers:

So my local used book store has blind date bundles

Tag urself im “interspecies dating problems”

I want that Cowboys with trust issues to be a fic challenge.

I’m “Everyone is quite sexy, or maybe dead, or inclined to turn into an animal”, but I’m also afraid it might be the Twilight series.

I’m nonsense level 9.2

im “a little bit sexy but mainly just ridiculous”

i’m “terrible romance that you will probably regret reading”

What do you do in half an hour?

littlewildearthchild:

hcconn:

If I offered you $4 to come to my house and make me dinner and wash my dishes afterwards, would you do it? Probably not. But that’s what a minimum wage worker at McDonald’s can do in a half hour.

What about $8 to come over and play with my kid and teach her to read and change her if she needs it and do all other assorted activities for an hour? Again, probably not. But that’s what a day care worker might do in an hour.

If I paid you $4, would you come over and make my bed and vaccume my room and do some of my laundry and clean my bathroom and pick up trash and dust? Probably not but that’s what a hotel maid might do in half an hour.

When you break it down into smaller increments it’s obvious that people need to be paid more, that the minium wage is pathetic.

Damn.

baby boomers: high school is the best time of your life!
generation x: college is the best time of your life!
millennials: *high pitched screaming into the void*