*slides Disney $20* make it gay

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

every bethesda game ever

npc: don’t go to [location name], it’s dangerous
quest log: go to that place

BioWare fans: I love BioWare games! They’re so well-written and have great characters and fascinating plots and I could spend the rest of my life playing them and be completely content!
Also BioWare fans: BioWare can meet me in the fucking pit.