hashslinging-slasher:

the great gatsby au where gatsby says “my dude” instead of “old sport”

Friend: what kind of cat is she?
Me: chaotic neutral

irisduewest:

full offense but i’m pretty sure alton brown would make a better joker than jared leto

infernalhera:

skiesovergideon:

Why it’s perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you’re wasting your life?

The computer glows because it’s full of Satan

liquidcoma:

Moons out runes out. Real occult hours

fenris-sexual:

oh boy i really do love dragon age (2) and it is hard to narrow down my favourite aspects (fenris) as there are so many good things to choose from (fenris) especially the numerous NPC characters (fenris) additional romance options (fenris) and players (garrett)