Miniba :-)

danchou-chan:

erwinisbi:

blessedthrice:

1. He gave his father ‘the talk’

2. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

3. He once went to the psychic, to warn her

4. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

5. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

6. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds

7. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring

8. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead

9. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

10. He makes really great guacamole. 

he is the most interesting man in the world

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IM DEAD

fireandlifeincarnate:

look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good