me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!

me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………

wingedmiles:

Erwin…

Man 👏 Door 👏 Hand 👏 Hook 👏 Car 👏 Door

futch-kanaya:

the outsider: hmm if i make a bone charm that provides benefits when you eat rats do you think corvo will actually do it
the outsider:
the outsider:
the outsider:
the outsider: holy shit

asheliah:

gladiolus acts as the shield of noctis’s family;

eyeburst:

Couldn’t get to sleep so I took a walk to the park at 3AM. All the Pokestops had lures and it was totally full of 20/30-somethings wandering around, pacing back and forth, adjusting their position, and talking about Pokemon.

Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: [pushes up glasses] you have miscalculated and that is your grave mistake for I am the superior trainer you peasant here to educate you on the unpleasant truths of this world Mystic is clearly above you and only the naive couldn’t see that-

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of ‘Gasolina’ playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE

leviskinnyjeans:

Shingeki no Kyojin Volume 20 Cover

First revealed in the August 2016 Issue of Bessatsu Shonen Magazine, Volume 20 will be released August 9th for 432 yen.

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banshees:

ana amari’s tea time emote