the struggle not to roll my eyes at people when they talk

schmogg:

In your eyes, I have seen
All the feeling and the rains
And death is cold, death is sure
Why don’t we fall in love?

Grammar

cynical-jerks-r-us:

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

kkishou:

ｔｒｅｓｂｉｅｎ．．．

g-entiana:

ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ɴᴏᴄᴛɪs

It’s 2015 am I seriously going to have to blacklist twilight?

fenris:

Now the battle awaits us. Na via lerno victoria. ’Only the living know victory.’ Fight well.

spacesorbet:

people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? hell yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna take a nap when i get there