I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

samsteved:

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad

Well, I’m never going to unsee this so I might as well inflict it on as many other people as I can.

morning me: i really need to go to bed earlier 😦
nighttime me: lmao @morning me fuKC YOUR nEEDS (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

rockymountaingothic:

achilles’ heelys

your fave is problematic: past you

the-real-seebs:

past you:

knew you needed laundry

didn’t do it

ghostplatoon:

bc unsolicited comparisons to shit you dont care about are always flattering and everyone should do it all the time because I LOVE IT!!!!!

when the flirt option appears

american-wet-dream:

elliebeanz:

mi whole life

recoverlovely:

Its almost the end of 2015 and you are still here. Whatever you have been through this year I am so proud of you for being so strong. I’m so proud of you. 2016 will be a better year for you.

submachineguns:

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