mom: what do u want for christmas
me: video game
mom: what else
me: video game merchandise

The signs as things Izaya has done

Aries: setting his coffee table on fire
Taurus: getting stabbed on his birthday
Gemini: recommending movies to himself in a chat room
Cancer: traveling without bringing any changes of underpants
Leo: spending all day in the hospital, bored, waiting for someone to try to kill him
Virgo: knifing a guy on the first day of high school
Libra: not eating hot pot
Scorpio: getting hung up on by his only friend after being stabbed
Sagittarius: claiming to be 21 for almost a decade
Capricorn: turning his middle school biology club into a gambling ring
Acquarius: putting a decapitated head in his backpack
Pisces: punching a lamp post

nijuukoo:

xigbars:

i cant believe the entire party is getting sunglasses

Plot Twist: everyone but Rude will be wearing sunglasses.

illegalgreek:

Hange being a babe in chapter 76

itsdivaduh:

tattooed-lotus:

welcometoyouredoom:

It’s only Tuesday, and I’m already tired at a Thursday level.

I felt this shit.

Bruh

My friends(don’t have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the ‘best of tumblr’ facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i’ve seen that one before lol
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it’s variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it’s rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

ulanji:

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds