me: yeah can i have a large iced coffee
barista: you……sure you want iced? its cold outside.
me: *leans in really close*
me: i feel nothing

send-me-aw4y:

-Can’t remember when it started
-Still don’t understand how yesterday wasn’t Halloween
-Did I even have a birthday?
-Why doesn’t anything feel real?
-Where the fuck is my memories I seriously don’t remember anything

lostincape-town:

1. Make cup of tea
2. Sip tea
3. Tea is too hot
4. Let tea cool
5. Forget you have a cup of tea

Donald Trump: Taurus, Gemini, Pisces
Bernie Sanders: Aries, Cancer, Capricorn
Hillary Clinton: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Deez Nuts: Leo, Virgo, Aquarius