mercurialmalcontent:

johanirae:

dvas0ng:

periegesisvoid:

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one