Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: [pushes up glasses] you have miscalculated and that is your grave mistake for I am the superior trainer you peasant here to educate you on the unpleasant truths of this world Mystic is clearly above you and only the naive couldn’t see that-

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of ‘Gasolina’ playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE

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