me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i’m not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best……. [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]