the signs as inspirational ff7 quotes

aries: “it’s cuz of that !@#$ ‘pizza’ that everyone down here is suffering”
taurus: “quit slapping me! you old wench!!!”
gemini: “huh? finger!? what the hell?”
cancer: “sit down in those chairs and drink your goddamn TEA!”
leo: “alright everyone, let’s mosey”
virgo: “you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow”
libra: “……………”
scorpio: “i ain’t INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you!”
sagittarius: “out of my way. i’m going to see my mother”
capricorn: “this guy are sick”
aquarius: “i’ve been here since the beginning and i still don’t know what the hell’s goin’ on”
pisces: “it’s pretty hard standing on two feet”