Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
Cat: (puts butt in my face)
Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
Cat: (puts butt in my face)
Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU