pros of having unnaturally colored hair
- no more bad hair days
- you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway
- small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair
- old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate
- punks on the bus giving you appoving looks
- you can match your hair to your outfit
- also your nail polish
- just
- punk rock man
cons of having unnaturally colored hair
- literally none
- just dye your hair green already you know you want to