tennants-hair:

pros of having unnaturally colored hair

  • no more bad hair days
  • you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway
  • small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair
  • old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate
  • punks on the bus giving you appoving looks
  • you can match your hair to your outfit
  • also your nail polish
  • just
  • punk rock man

cons of having unnaturally colored hair

  • literally none
  • just dye your hair green already you know you want to

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