The signs as weird things cats do

Aries: fights another cat for being in the same room as them
Taurus: falls asleep with their face in the food bowl
Gemini: when they’re sitting still and then juST START RUNNING??
Cancer: hides in weird places
Leo: watches you all judgy like from on top of the fridge
Virgo: brings you a dead animal because you don’t know how to take care of yourself
Libra: meowing loudly at you when you get home
Scorpio: knocking stuff off of surfaces for NO REASON
Sagittarius: sticking their head out the window and then slowly easing their entire body out as well
Capricorn: moving very slowly while attempting to steal your food so you won’t see them
Aquarius: the head bobble thing
Pisces: meowing to themselves for no reason