zodiac posts be like

hey-im-hilarious:

“the signs as things”
Aries: fire thing
Taurus: hungry thing
Gemini: 2 things
Cancer: cries a lot
Leo: made of solid gold idfk
Virgo: vacuum cleaner
Libra: nerd
Scorpio: evil thing
Sagittarius: rly fast thing
Capricorn: ambitious
Aquarius: water
Pisces: emotional water