what your smash bros main says about you

mario: boring
dr. mario: even more boring. thinks melee is the only smash bros game that matters
donkey kong: squad leader. or makes ‘expand dong’ jokes a lot
link: likes yaoi probably
samus: cool af, their chill is too much
yoshi: would have intercourse with a lizard person
kirby: says they not good at smash bros but will wipe the floor with everyone, not to be trusted
fox: furry. definitely.
falco: a furry but for birds. a feathery (or is the 8-year-old nephew that only plays as falco)
pikachu: a long time fan of pokemon
luigi: awkward and deeply insecure. probably wants to die.
wario: the fun one at parties
captain falcon: hates anime but doesn’t know captain falcon was anime
peach: likes pastel japanese lolita aesthetics
bowser: nerd
bowser jr. and the koopalings: acts tough but are actually small strawberry-flavored cupcakes with frosting for fists
zelda: smart af
sheik: slick af
ganondorf: intent on murdering everyone’s ass
marth: thinks they’re better than everyone.
meta knight: needs to chill
pit: gay trash
dark pit: absolute trash. probably an “”edg y”” anti-sjw
zero suit samus: bad ho
ike: I FIGHT FOR MY FRIEN DS
charizard: does not miss squirtle or ivysaur. at all.
diddy kong: definitely makes ‘exapand dong’ jokes
king dedede: wants to be in a squad but never will be
pikmin & olimar: lonely
rosalina & luma: even lonelier
ness: YOU MAY SAY IM A FOOL,, FOR BELIEVIN THE WAY THST I DO. YOU CAN CALL ME POLLYANNNA, , SAY IM CRAZY AS LOON I BELIVE IN SILVER LININGS AND THHTS WHY I BELIEVE IN YOUUU
lucario: thinks they’re a bad ass motherfucker but really they just a basic ho
toon link: likes spongebob
lucas: cries every time they see a sunflower. plays mother 3 love theme on airhorns a lot
villager: probably a scorpio that knows the axe trick. do not trust
wii fit trainer: honestly?? i dont even know
rob: just wants to be accepted
mr game and watch: legitimately ships g&w and pac-man
duck hunt: ….the underdog :^)
little mac: memer
greninja: thinks they’re cool but they’re just an annoying little shit
jigglypuff: would trust sakurai with their life
palutena: feels that palutena reflects their status as a god-like being and is absolutely right
robin: wanted chrom
lucina: a good person
shulk: still enjoys IM REALL Y FEELING IT memes
sonic: likes sonic ’06
mega man: literally lost their shit at mega man’s reveal
pac-man: wants to win but also wants to have a good time. the ideal smasher
mii fighters: no one fucking likes you
mewtwo: can’t shut the fuck up on miiverse
pichu: fucking losers
roy: everyone is laughng at you