tripridingvirusdick:

hurryupmerlin:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

#a film with vampires doing all the things they aren’t supposed to do (x)

I would not only watch but fund this

Jackass: Everything at stake