the signs and how they’re being problematic at ur house party

aries: keeps rearranging your decorations and changing the song
taurus: called the police
gemini: took their clothes off
cancer: locked themselves in your room and no one knows what their problem is
leo: wants to fight everyone
virgo: giving head in the bathroom
libra: trying to sell weed to everyone
scorpio: threw a cigarette butt into the hedge out front and now its on fire
sagittarius: on the fucking roof
capricorn: has to pee every 3 minutes
aquarius: doing lines of cocaine off the kitchen counter
pisces: making out with your dad